Dweebish Ponderisms

I’m surprised it took humanity this long to figure this out

Why aren’t diagrams always this helpful?

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You crafty geezer

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Get your crazy cat lady starter kit here. 

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mychemicalindulgenceatthedisco:

fuckmegentlywitha2x4:

brock-obama:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

Reasons why I hate birds ^

nothing to do here

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not a single hoot was given that day

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Happy Monday!