invertebro:

morrissarty:






“We don’t have any place to sit,” “Don’t worry, i got this.”

what

wat




i just stared at this for at least ten minutes
i’m speechless

MY PIANO TEACHER HAS ONE OF THESE!!!
i demanded to know where she got it from but she said she couldn’t remember
how can you not remember where you got such a majestic piece of furniture?
maybe she was just trying to keep it to herself

invertebro:

morrissarty:

“We don’t have any place to sit,” “Don’t worry, i got this.”

what

wat

image

i just stared at this for at least ten minutes

i’m speechless

MY PIANO TEACHER HAS ONE OF THESE!!!

i demanded to know where she got it from but she said she couldn’t remember

how can you not remember where you got such a majestic piece of furniture?

maybe she was just trying to keep it to herself

(via who--carees)

rottentomatoes:

Annabelle, that inevitable creepy doll prequel to The Conjuring, is here! 

goodbye sleep, you were fun while you lasted rottentomatoes:

Annabelle, that inevitable creepy doll prequel to The Conjuring, is here! 

goodbye sleep, you were fun while you lasted rottentomatoes:

Annabelle, that inevitable creepy doll prequel to The Conjuring, is here! 

goodbye sleep, you were fun while you lasted rottentomatoes:

Annabelle, that inevitable creepy doll prequel to The Conjuring, is here! 

goodbye sleep, you were fun while you lasted rottentomatoes:

Annabelle, that inevitable creepy doll prequel to The Conjuring, is here! 

goodbye sleep, you were fun while you lasted rottentomatoes:

Annabelle, that inevitable creepy doll prequel to The Conjuring, is here! 

goodbye sleep, you were fun while you lasted rottentomatoes:

Annabelle, that inevitable creepy doll prequel to The Conjuring, is here! 

goodbye sleep, you were fun while you lasted

wegodownfromouryouthtotheground:

brushing your teeth whilst listening to metal. this happens to me often.

Colgates of Hell

(via night-of-the-dancing-zombies)

keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

image
imagei wasn’t joking

k

(via who--carees)

adverber:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

whgat… do you build.. with a qtip…

an empire

you can swab a whole deck and still have enough left over to curl your moustache

(via who--carees)

bagofb0nes:

isfuckingfun:

Futurama 3D 

Zoidberg is fucking terrifying! 

why is this a thing bagofb0nes:

isfuckingfun:

Futurama 3D 

Zoidberg is fucking terrifying! 

why is this a thing bagofb0nes:

isfuckingfun:

Futurama 3D 

Zoidberg is fucking terrifying! 

why is this a thing bagofb0nes:

isfuckingfun:

Futurama 3D 

Zoidberg is fucking terrifying! 

why is this a thing bagofb0nes:

isfuckingfun:

Futurama 3D 

Zoidberg is fucking terrifying! 

why is this a thing bagofb0nes:

isfuckingfun:

Futurama 3D 

Zoidberg is fucking terrifying! 

why is this a thing bagofb0nes:

isfuckingfun:

Futurama 3D 

Zoidberg is fucking terrifying! 

why is this a thing bagofb0nes:

isfuckingfun:

Futurama 3D 

Zoidberg is fucking terrifying! 

why is this a thing bagofb0nes:

isfuckingfun:

Futurama 3D 

Zoidberg is fucking terrifying! 

why is this a thing bagofb0nes:

isfuckingfun:

Futurama 3D 

Zoidberg is fucking terrifying! 

why is this a thing

bagofb0nes:

isfuckingfun:

Futurama 3D 

Zoidberg is fucking terrifying! 

why is this a thing

(via who--carees)

marigolds-sorry:

I really really needed this wow
marigolds-sorry:

I really really needed this wow
marigolds-sorry:

I really really needed this wow
marigolds-sorry:

I really really needed this wow
marigolds-sorry:

I really really needed this wow
marigolds-sorry:

I really really needed this wow
marigolds-sorry:

I really really needed this wow
awwww-cute:

This is how a happy baby elephant looks like

awwww-cute:

This is how a happy baby elephant looks like

(via night-of-the-dancing-zombies)

supernatural-who-lock:

water jet cutting an apple in half
tastefullyoffensive:

Middle-Aged Harry Potter Books by someecards [via]Related: Useful Children’s Books for People in Their 20s
tastefullyoffensive:

Middle-Aged Harry Potter Books by someecards [via]Related: Useful Children’s Books for People in Their 20s
tastefullyoffensive:

Middle-Aged Harry Potter Books by someecards [via]Related: Useful Children’s Books for People in Their 20s
tastefullyoffensive:

Middle-Aged Harry Potter Books by someecards [via]Related: Useful Children’s Books for People in Their 20s
tastefullyoffensive:

Middle-Aged Harry Potter Books by someecards [via]Related: Useful Children’s Books for People in Their 20s
tastefullyoffensive:

Middle-Aged Harry Potter Books by someecards [via]Related: Useful Children’s Books for People in Their 20s
tastefullyoffensive:

Middle-Aged Harry Potter Books by someecards [via]Related: Useful Children’s Books for People in Their 20s
tastefullyoffensive:

Middle-Aged Harry Potter Books by someecards [via]Related: Useful Children’s Books for People in Their 20s
this game is purty this game is purty this game is purty
oh look ima hoooman hurr durr durrpa derrr

oh look ima hoooman hurr durr durrpa derrr

(via memewhore)