eggs benedict cucumberbatch
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Dweebish Ponderisms
Procrasturbation for the Masses
im laughing so hard
Badonkadonk Crabapplesnatch
Benderdiddily Cyberwoopwoop
Badverdict Slumberpats
…nope, it’s dead
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Lord of the Ringtones
279,290 Plays
I honestly don’t know what I expected when I hit play.
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This is, by far, the most impressive thing I’ve ever seen done with the limited resources provided within Minecraft.
HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING
why dosent this have millions of notes.
Holy fuck.
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD????!!!!
there are no words
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If Matthew Broderick had been cast as Iron Man, would his name be Ferrous Bueller?
this video will make your day better
hOLY HSIT
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True Facts
True Facts About Everything. Science. And Science.
a person was paid to write this
What did the farmer say when he couldn’t find his tractor?
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“Where’s my tractor?”
Admiral Reginald Quackbar III, esq.
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Guy does excellent “laughing” without smiling
> He should do this on public transportation.
> I thought it was someone behind the camera laughing at first, but then the fake laugh made him laugh,and both laughs were exactly the same and that made me laugh and now we’re all laughing.
> That is incredibly disturbing to watch…over and over again…
> HAHAHA(-_-)HAHAHA
Magic.
I’M GOINA PIS MYSELF
You know when you’re laughing so hard you can’t hold your cursor steady to click the reblog button? Yeah… XD
Friggin ventriloquism, man.
I want him to play a villain in a movie, and have the camera zoom in on his face whilst laughing maniacally.
IN AN OLD HOUSE IN PARIS, ALL COVERED IN VINES
THERE LIVED A HOBBIT
AND 13 DWARVES IN TWO STRAIGHT LINES
WE LOVE OUR BREAD AND WE LOVE OUR BUTTER
BUT MOST OF ALL WE LOVE EACH OTHER
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